this is nothing
I was with my ex in a mall in Miami and this guy says to her (he ignored me) "damn you smell beautiful."
I replied, "thanks, I just farted." he laughed and left us alone. The end.
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$$ ✅, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 10:32,
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When I used to work in pubs
as a lad, I used to get quite a lot of middle aged lushes (male and female) answering the question "What would you like?" with "Five minutes with you, young man...". It got boring quite quickly.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:11,
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he's a proper sort etc
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colmcq2, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 13:29,
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