have done the same as that
when very, very drunk, walked up behind what I thought was a mate of mine in a packed WH Smiths who was looking at a copy of Loaded or Nuts or somesuch, and said 'WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY A PROPER PORNO MAG?'
The guy turned around and calmly said 'Because I don't want to'
(, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 9:25, Share, Reply)