I went out with a couple of guys from work
last week. One wasn't drinking, and skipped a starter and just went for a cheap main. I had a few drinks and a starter and main. The other bloke had three or four drinks, a starter, a giant steak, and a side.
Naturally, it was number 3 who quite seriously suggested we just split the bill. He was told to get fucked.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 15:10, Share, Reply)
I used to work with someone
who would develop mysterious limps or generally slow down as we approached the bar.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 15:12, Share, Reply)
I always hate the
"Oh, I haven't got cash, and it's under a tenner. Can you get it this time?"
Luckily, the touch and go things now make this excuse obsolete.
(, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 15:36, Share, Reply)
Get to the door first, hold it open for everyone else
*ahem* I've known people like that
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 3 Feb 2015, 15:45,
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