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This is a link post Gorilla aaaaangry

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
that would make me angry as well, being gawped and laughed at by retarded people all day
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post get out of my mind!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It's true though
There's probably a need to have captive populations given their critically endangered status in the wild, but somewhere away from the mongs that make up our own species. We've got gorillas across the road, and it's the worst place for them in my opinion. A million visitors a year stressing them out being told to switch off the flashes on their phones or cameras, every five minutes
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post What if you just removed the windows and replaced them with chicken wire?
I'm sure people would behave if the gorillas could display their anger with some poo flinging.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst hilarious
outweighed by people being spastics trying to feed them chewing gum, crisps, etc; it's bad enough with the mangabey monkeys next to them. That's the problem with zoos, now days they do essential work with captive breeding programs and the decimation of animal populations in the wild, there's about 900 mountain gorillas left in the wild for example.

It's just that human beings can't really be trusted to use them, because of the high percentage of fuckwits

article.wn.com/view/2015/04/13/Toddler_survives_threemetre_fall_into_cheetah_exhibit_after_/
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw the Gorillas at London Zoo a few years back and they just looked sad.
One of them was just sitting with his back to the glass, majestic looking with a look of affronted dignity.
Picking poo out of his bum and eating it.

I would much prefer to have the Gorillas in a private section and have people in gorilla suits on display to be abused by the public. You could even charge for extras like paint guns or water balloons.

Summer hols are coming up so you could get a few starving students no problem.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The orang-utan at Colchester
was sitting there holding a blanket over his head trying to hide in an enclosure with glass on three sides.

Although at least the bengal tiger was able to turn its back and jet hot stinking piss over a bunch of people pressed up against the wire trying to take pictures on phones. Fucking hilarious, I thought...
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem with London Zoo is it was built in a different era
most of the buildings are listed and there isn't much space left to actually keep animals with the space these days modern collections would think it's fair to keep them. The elephants are long gone up the M1 to Whipsnade where they have acres of space. Whipsnade is cool because most of the animals up there who would otherwise not really want to be around human beings have that option to wander off into the distance. I can't help thinking the gorillas should follow. There simply isn't enough space for the gorillas in Regent's Park to have people out of their faces. Other animals such as big cats don't appear to be that bothered. Horse for courses I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be angry too if I was stuck in a cage only to be gawped at by a bunch of mouthbreathing fuckwits all day

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post +1 for use of "mouthbreathing"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'ld be angry too if I suddenly realised the glass walls of my prison could be so easily smashed.
That apes got to be kicking himself for not trying it earlier.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd be angry too if my cock was on fire

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post but it is!

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post shitshitshitshit
mmmmmmmm
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
https://youtu.be/7iy9DigAV1I?t=30
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post +1 for putting out the fire by stamping on it
Non-fatal Darwin Award?
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post wow he smashed the glass too
that could of got messy if he had got through!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Some gorillas are more subtle and creative:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Yu8eqRMVg
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I see a dirty protest, although...
...whose the one with shit on his hands huh?
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome freeze-frame reflecto-dickwads:

(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)
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Fat bastards, has to be merkinland!
 (Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 15:23, Reply)
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The woman on the right has a touch of the Pob about her.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 16:52, Reply)