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This is a link post Kung Fury, full short
finally
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 May 2015, 22:08, , Reply)
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Let's all be cool and pretend we don't live in 2015.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 28 May 2015, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post This stuff was shit in the 80's
Retro-shit is still shit, just hiding behind the 'oh we are retro-chic' excuse.

Fumpy old grucker I am
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 May 2015, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be honest here, having just watched it all the way through, I prefer the trailer.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 28 May 2015, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The first one was good, just right amount of ridiculous to cool.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post whereas this just looks like they couldn't be bothered with anything resembling a plot to pad out the trailer
And what the fuck is going on with the crowd scenes, I know they could only afford one Nazi soldier but having him just mill around in all directions in the background rather than interact with the story looks fucking abysmal
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 29 May 2015, 0:54, , Reply)
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I thought it was a parallel of 80's style side scrolling beat em ups

I'm sure one of the moves one of the Nazis is doing rings a bell from somewhere

funny as fuck
 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Fri 29 May 2015, 7:57, , Reply)
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I thought it was a reference to the old Double Dragon style beat em ups where there would be half a dozen identical looking baddies to dispatch using physically impossible moves. I saw moves that have clearly been taken from Final Fight, Pit Fighter and Mortal Kombat.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 29 May 2015, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes this.

(Fluffster, Fri 29 May 2015, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post so this is the film
For that last Hoff music video?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 29 May 2015, 6:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Catering budget must have been at least $5000.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 29 May 2015, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well maybe I'm easily pleased compared to you lot but I enjoyed that
Especially the Capcom/Taito esque beat em up moves, the dinosaur delivering the moral message at the end and a great soundtrack throughout. You can tell the writers had been playing Double Dragon & Final Fight and watching He-Man in their childhoods
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 29 May 2015, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post totally
I liked it too
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 29 May 2015, 10:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post animated sequence was the best

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I loved it
and I think Thor's pecs are epic
 (I helped save b3ta! Redders Will give hand jobs for clicks, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shite

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 29 May 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love it!
Shame to be working from home, as soon as I clock off I'm sticking this on - am also going to subject the other half to it, proper faux eighties cheese!
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 29 May 2015, 15:40, , Reply)