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I will ship by EMS or SAL items in stock in Japan. It is approximately 7-14 days on delivery date. You wholeheartedly support customers as satisfactory. Thank you for you seeing it.

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(Wed 8th Apr 2015, 20:46, More)

"Yes, very funny, Mister Sulu. Now put the old one back, please."

(Mon 30th Mar 2015, 0:21, More)

imma google glass his face if he doesn't shut up

(Mon 9th Mar 2015, 20:13, More)

STOP COOKING!

(Sun 1st Mar 2015, 2:03, More)

i'm recyclin' it


Click for 1MB version that isn't optimised to fuck

(Wed 28th May 2014, 21:54, More)

mods are asleep, post dogs

(Mon 28th Apr 2014, 0:21, More)

bleep bloop

(Sun 23rd Feb 2014, 3:07, More)

So like, yeah. This.

Ta for the fp :)
(Sun 16th Jun 2013, 1:30, More)

Also, not very compo relevant at all etc etc

(Thu 6th Jun 2013, 14:29, More)



(Sun 10th Jun 2012, 0:26, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Party Tricks and Secret Talents

Reflexes.
10/05/15 Entry 710 (BBC).
Examining the big ethical and religious issues of the week on Sunday Morning Live.

My reflexes have been honed by three years of obsession. With an 'Eddie Eye' and split-second accuracy I am now able to hit 'pause' at the exact moment when the largest area of underwear is on display. I hope that you, faithful reader, will understand my little joke, I was of course referring to the famous sportsperson, Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards. I have a poster of him on the wall, just underneath my infant school swimming certificate and the A2 '2013 London Marathon' stills.

Today's outfit: Sian is sporting a pretty navy cardigan over a blue dress with a diagonal neckline: the angle descending from the outer collarbone and meeting on the sternum at approximately rib 5. Slight suggestion of upper curve of breast, quite tastefully done however. Simple gold chain necklace with a small opal. Basic ladies wristwatch. Two pearl earrings. Same makeup as previous three weeks. Hair has slightly more blonde in it. Left leg over right when the time comes. Sexy inviting black panties on show for 0.6 seconds at 03:51 in from end of title sequence. Must remember to bookmark this for repeat viewings, it is one of the finer sightings in my archive.

3 minutes 42 to reach orgasm.
11cc of ejaculate produced.
Today's receptacle: 'Norwich City FC' mug with broken handle, contains week-old coffee and an estimated 3mm thickness of mould. It was about time I threw that old thing out anyhow.

(Fri 15th May 2015, 0:12, More)

» Christmas Tales

My name is father christmas and i live in lapland. it is fantastic. i bring your seasonal gifts. i like seasonal gifts. one time you lit a fire. i went down your chimney, but the flames burnt my feet. i didnt like it

(Sun 29th Dec 2013, 14:52, More)

» Lego



(Thu 24th Oct 2013, 15:34, More)

» Dodgy boozers

Gay bar in Soho, some poor bastard had been tied naked to a lamppost just outside while he was passed out.
There was a long queue of homosexuals waiting to take turns in "sausaging" him.
(Tue 11th Feb 2014, 12:51, More)

» Dressing Up

Three years ago ...

Looked better when I was standing but for some reason all the photos show me sitting
(Sun 28th Oct 2012, 23:03, More)
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