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This is a normal post Must be the same idots that did this in my house:
Sceewedscew
Might be hard to spot for Firkinfedup... Hint; in what must one NOT screw into when fixing pipes or other things to walls?
("Your mum" is NOT the correct answer)
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your Dad?

(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope - but a fair guess.
See vertical black pipe?
The little thingy holding it up?
In what has it been screwed?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Your Gran?

(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aha - she's dead and cremated - nopetynope.
The vertical tube holder has been screwed into the horizontal waste pipe.
Sewage leak AND joyous methane from the sewer - what's not to love?
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should lick it

(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
A ceramic pipe for the downstairs toilet was also broken due to a bodge job repair by the previous owner.
The raw sewage leaking into the basement was a tad annoying.

Anyhow, the part where I had to lie flat in a trench dug into shit/earth combo.
Then stick my arm up to my elbow in a broken sewer pipe, filled with congealed old person shit, to remove said pipe.
Did have me dry reeking for a few minutes.
I would have been a total wuss at Verdun.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't you find a nicer thing to fill the pipe with?

(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post "imagine it's Nutella"
Tried, did not help...
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post *unzips*

(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Swats Badger's fadge with lead pipe"

(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen that before
A waste pipe buried half an inch under plaster - I think I'd forgive whoever installed the surface pipe unless it was really obvious there was something underneath!
My wife once got a shock from a curtain rail at her mum's flat - when I dug away the plaster around the fixing bracket there was about 1" of unprotected cable where it went between a horizontal conduit to a vertical conduit - the screw had just nicked the live conductor.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Old houses... Bad plumbers.
All the down pipes for that side of the house pass there...
Judging from the materials used, I think this was done in the late 90's at the earliest.
So the MOFO did not use a stud detector when they were already widely available/cheap.
And drove two plinth nails, the shown pipe support and the hot water pipe for the tap straight through lead piping...
He was either stupid or seeking revenge for being forced to work for peanuts.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be daft it's a trick question
The correct answer to this is the pooch
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No pets where pleasured in this plumbing adventure.
Extra hint: it was farking leaking sewage.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for the clue
I've been rissing for ages looking at that.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post well at least you got rid of that awful wallpaper

(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should take a picture of the bathroom before I rip it up...
Pink tilling and dark floral pattern.
Same pattern on the walls and on the curtains.
A bit like Will Smith used to have his tracksuit, shoes and cap made in the same fabric... The HORROR!
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post eww
just blast out 'School's out' by Alice Cooper and have at it with a crowbar and/or sledgehammer. Film it. Then post it on here. Profit.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea.
"Makes a note, sticks to fridge"
Will do.
(, Wed 20 Jan 2016, 22:01, , Reply)