Climb a hill in a thunderstorm
Raise one fist full of cashew nuts to the heavens and scream "CASHEW NUTS... ACTIVATE!!!"
If you time it just right the lightning will activate your nuts.
However if you time it wrong you're going to need new trousers.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 5 Feb 2016, 20:28,
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