I sold my last car to a cunt.
I said to him "I know it needs some stuff doing. If you wait a week, I'll get a new MOT put on it."
Instead, he was being really pissy. I told him that if he wants, it can be sold as seen, and he can be responsible for any work.
He took me up on that. Below is the report from a month later.
Reason(s) for failure
nearside front Headlamp not working on main beam (1.7.5a)
offside front Windscreen wiper not operating over a large enough area to give an adequate view (8.2.1c)
offside front Anti-roll bar linkage has excessive play in a ball joint (2.4.G.2)
Exhaust emissions carbon monoxide content after 2nd fast idle excessive (7.3.D.3)
Advisory notice item(s)
nearside front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
nearside rear Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
offside front Tyre worn close to the legal limit (4.1.E.1)
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