Pat around their crotch to see if they've pissed themself on death..
...but if they're alive they'll probably be cross you're feeling them up, so that also works as a good check.
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Won't hold up in court.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Aug 2017, 18:02,
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I can vouch for that.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 18 Aug 2017, 20:47,
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