Make them out of jelly then.
Non flammable and quake resistant.
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Can't get moulds big enough, otherwise it's the perfect solution.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 16:50,
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You only need a mold big enough to make jelly bricks.
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or build out of lego, just like James May
how about the tradiional Japenese construction of wood paper and tenticle porn? that would stay up for a hell of a lot longer
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 6 Dec 2017, 18:35,
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James May's built from Lego?
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