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This is a normal post Urban dictionary tells me this is the sound that is made when choking on an erect penis.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gurk

Sorry we interrupted your lunch.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 14:49, , Reply)
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blimey, i was trying to do a chuckle a la Finbarr.
every day is indeed a school day
right, back to my food

'gruk gurk gurk gurgle'
smacks lips
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This is a normal post You're sucking cocks again aren't you.

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This is a normal post trying not to
Draco says it's like trying to keep a volleyball underwater
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's true.
In both cases fishnets are required.
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Ooh, Mr Gimlett.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Confirmed (nsfw)
youtu.be/VCcwWPbhmCo?t=3m4s
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