My favourite bit was when they were having a quiet soak in the sea...
... and an American plane annoyed them by flying low over them.
"I hope you bloody well crash!" shouts our hero. The plane then proceeds to immediately crash into the sea and explode. This has a sobering effect on the men he's with.
He then tries it on every enemy plane he sees. Tragically, it never works again.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 7:52, Share, Reply)