Ahhh. The penny has dropped...
your girlfriend doesn't want to stay in bed all the time, she has no choice but to stay there, you're one of those super fit feeders. She's a hostage with a three figure BMI.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 16:53,
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Columbo, is that you?
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Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 25 Apr 2018, 17:59,
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He has the mac.
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Wed 25 Apr 2018, 20:52,
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