Smell Yo Dick
If your man is doing the dirty on you, when he comes home late at night, wait for him and smell his dick. Because that will tell you whether he is having an affair. Not that he's gonna have a shower at HER place is he?
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 19:44, Share, Reply)
If your man is doing the dirty on you, when he comes home late at night, wait for him and smell his dick. Because that will tell you whether he is having an affair. Not that he's gonna have a shower at HER place is he?
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 19:44, Share, Reply)
I quick soap up with Wright's Coal Of Tartar in a sink and as good as new.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 19:55, Share, Reply)
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 19:55, Share, Reply)
Coal? Tartar?
I'd fess up to my woman, she'd know something's up you coming home smelling of fish condiment and coal.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:02, Share, Reply)
I'd fess up to my woman, she'd know something's up you coming home smelling of fish condiment and coal.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:02, Share, Reply)
Oooof! My mistake, not tartar, tar:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrights_Coal_Tar_Soap
But still, either that or creep back into bed and slip her one so she doesn't know the difference.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:08, Share, Reply)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrights_Coal_Tar_Soap
But still, either that or creep back into bed and slip her one so she doesn't know the difference.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:08, Share, Reply)
True
As a mate of mine always says to me,
"There are only two things that smell of fish. And fish is one of them!"
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:13, Share, Reply)
As a mate of mine always says to me,
"There are only two things that smell of fish. And fish is one of them!"
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:13, Share, Reply)
I've always found the odour of ladies' bits to be reminiscent of
Tomato plants.
Truly.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:24, Share, Reply)
Tomato plants.
Truly.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:24, Share, Reply)
I kind of know what you mean
But I can't quite put my finger on it . . .
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:27, Share, Reply)
But I can't quite put my finger on it . . .
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:27, Share, Reply)
I get my hand slapped and told "not tonight"
The honeymoon period is well and truly over.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:36, Share, Reply)
The honeymoon period is well and truly over.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:36, Share, Reply)