I quick soap up with Wright's Coal Of Tartar in a sink and as good as new.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 19:55, Share, Reply)
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 19:55, Share, Reply)
Coal? Tartar?
I'd fess up to my woman, she'd know something's up you coming home smelling of fish condiment and coal.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:02, Share, Reply)
I'd fess up to my woman, she'd know something's up you coming home smelling of fish condiment and coal.
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Oooof! My mistake, not tartar, tar:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrights_Coal_Tar_Soap
But still, either that or creep back into bed and slip her one so she doesn't know the difference.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrights_Coal_Tar_Soap
But still, either that or creep back into bed and slip her one so she doesn't know the difference.
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True
As a mate of mine always says to me,
"There are only two things that smell of fish. And fish is one of them!"
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:13, Share, Reply)
As a mate of mine always says to me,
"There are only two things that smell of fish. And fish is one of them!"
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:13, Share, Reply)
I've always found the odour of ladies' bits to be reminiscent of
Tomato plants.
Truly.
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:24, Share, Reply)
Tomato plants.
Truly.
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I kind of know what you mean
But I can't quite put my finger on it . . .
( , Wed 14 May 2008, 20:27, Share, Reply)
But I can't quite put my finger on it . . .
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