You can nail a brick to a cricket bat
That decides it for me.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 14:26,
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may I suggest
a bit of DIY:
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:04,
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