I'd actually endorse a lot of those.
Especially the ones with fire, and knives, and standing on a baby's head.

BaC.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Your ideas are intriguing to me
and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
( t0ria inevitable, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Kids are way worse than babies

( Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Lies.
Kids are bad, but babies are worse.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Babies are dull and do nothing
Kids can be entertaining at least.
(UltimateMonkey Pissflaps is a MASSIVE cat lover!, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I wouldn't say they do nothing.
They bawl, and shit, and make their parents go weird.

Weirder, in the case of my niece.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Who among us has not jammed a metal-handled knife into a working toaster?
I know I have.
( wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Fork in my case.

( omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 21:51, Reply)