Haha! That's excellent :)
Also, to chime in about the whole fork thing, I'm a Brit who lives in America so subsequently I've been subjected to both ways. I don't really care which one I use. I roll like that.

I'm fork ambivalent. Forkbivalent, or forkbedextrous.
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Biforkual freak!
*points*
( Tusk knows where you live, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:33, Reply)

*Utters amusing retort*

( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:36, Reply)