i broke both ankles, and had to push myself home on my hands.
(slight thread jack)... i have been going over the kids christmas lists... and ordering last minute crap online... they emailed me links... i am not sure if my oldest is serious about this one. or just trying to see if i actually looked at the list..
mcphee.com/shop/chicken-head-mask.html
( miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:06, Reply)

That's great
Even if he's not serious, you should get it for him.
(SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)

You mong!
This is well known youth 'code' for "I really want a Fleshlight^TM"
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:19, Reply)

gah!
lalala i am going to pretend i did not read that.
( miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:28, Reply)

He probably already uses a lukewarm pot noodle (or American equivalent)
I know I do!
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:32, Reply)

0_o errr thank you
for that little window into your personal life.

(also, my new diet plan to be totally put off eating lunch by logging into /links seems to be working)
( miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Cock head

( Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:23, Reply)