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This is a link post Segway Fails.
Because if you're too lazy to walk you deserve to be punished.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inherently unstable transport is inherently unstable

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:52, , Reply)
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Yeah, i'm sure had Jimi Heseldon been walking near that cliff he plummeted off instead of on one of these things he'd probably still be around today, his loss.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He might have been very slightly more tired though
Swings and Roundabouts.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Guy in a bomb disposal suit?!
"Too late it's gonna blow!!!"

*Click*

*Whirrs away at 5mph*

Also, the 30 second 'please subscribe' plea at the end has the reverse effect.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate those 'PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO ME!!! YOUR VIEWS GIVE MEANING TO MY PITIFUL EXISTENCE!!!" shit, oh well.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post i don't like laughing at people in obvious pain...
but every time i see someone on a segway i can't help but laugh at them.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:05, , Reply)
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It's almost like segway's know how pointless they are and are taking every opportunity to prove it to people but they just won't listen. That woman crossing the road and falling off, just use your feet and walk, i guarantee you you wouldn't have fallen over if you just fucking walked!
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post so very true.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:15, , Reply)
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Nor would you have had such a fat ass
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post When the creator died by sailing off a cliff on one...
...it sort of speaks for itself.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post He wasn't the creator iirc
he just bought the company.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, you're right, still serves him right though.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's irony in there somewhere.

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I meant. Though I won't backpedal.
That'd be even more dangerous.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have never heard of a segway before
They don't look very good. I see there is a Chimpanzee riding on one.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's like a sinclair c5 apart from you dont get to sit down

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how...
nearly every time someone's about to fall, the thing seems to explode into a bunch of plastic shards before it even hits the ground. Were they built to self destruct at the first sign of danger?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:29, , Reply)
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I think they want to destroy themselves as they know how pointless and shit they are, they just want an end to their misery.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It also seems to be built to engage maximum speed
in the event of a "tumble", and to try and run you over several times.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 0.15 sweet justice
1.05 would have been better it had actually analised him
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Had a cracking time on one of these
at a Go Ape course near Scarborough. Hours worth of driving through forests, up/down steep inclines. It's when you start fannying around on them that it all goes tits up. it's just counter intuitive to let go, so it can stop (saying that, 1 of the instructors did warn us that he stepped off his, left it in idle, and it started to wander off on it's own).
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:42, , Reply)
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I bet when it wandered off it headed straight for the nearest cliff in a bid to commit suicide.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post why do people put shit stupid music on videos! can't stand that!

(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because they know how much YOU hate it, yeah, it's all because of you.
Happy now?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
Curse you.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also
They've heard about your chronic inability to turn the sound down or off.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:43, , Reply)