Segway Fails.
Because if you're too lazy to walk you deserve to be punished.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Inherently unstable transport is inherently unstable

( DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Yeah, i'm sure had Jimi Heseldon been walking near that cliff he plummeted off instead of on one of these things he'd probably still be around today, his loss.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:59, Reply)

He might have been very slightly more tired though
Swings and Roundabouts.
( DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)

Guy in a bomb disposal suit?!
"Too late it's gonna blow!!!"

*Click*

*Whirrs away at 5mph*

Also, the 30 second 'please subscribe' plea at the end has the reverse effect.
( sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 16:58, Reply)

I hate those 'PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO ME!!! YOUR VIEWS GIVE MEANING TO MY PITIFUL EXISTENCE!!!" shit, oh well.

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:01, Reply)

hahaha fucking idiots

( Cockweasle, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:04, Reply)

i don't like laughing at people in obvious pain...
but every time i see someone on a segway i can't help but laugh at them.
( miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:05, Reply)

It's almost like segway's know how pointless they are and are taking every opportunity to prove it to people but they just won't listen. That woman crossing the road and falling off, just use your feet and walk, i guarantee you you wouldn't have fallen over if you just fucking walked!
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:10, Reply)

so very true.

( miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Nor would you have had such a fat ass
( After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:01, Reply)

When the creator died by sailing off a cliff on one...
...it sort of speaks for itself.
( Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:09, Reply)

He wasn't the creator iirc
he just bought the company.
( retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:18, Reply)

Yeah, you're right, still serves him right though.

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:21, Reply)

There's irony in there somewhere.

( retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:36, Reply)

That's what I meant. Though I won't backpedal.
That'd be even more dangerous.
( Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:50, Reply)

I have never heard of a segway before
They don't look very good. I see there is a Chimpanzee riding on one.
(Sherbets Leaf, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:27, Reply)

it's like a sinclair c5 apart from you dont get to sit down

(benito vaselini half Cherokee and Chocktaw, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)

I like how...
nearly every time someone's about to fall, the thing seems to explode into a bunch of plastic shards before it even hits the ground. Were they built to self destruct at the first sign of danger?
(Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:29, Reply)

I think they want to destroy themselves as they know how pointless and shit they are, they just want an end to their misery.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:39, Reply)

It also seems to be built to engage maximum speed
in the event of a "tumble", and to try and run you over several times.
( Three Dog Man, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 9:01, Reply)

0.15 sweet justice
1.05 would have been better it had actually analised him
(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:32, Reply)

Had a cracking time on one of these
at a Go Ape course near Scarborough. Hours worth of driving through forests, up/down steep inclines. It's when you start fannying around on them that it all goes tits up. it's just counter intuitive to let go, so it can stop (saying that, 1 of the instructors did warn us that he stepped off his, left it in idle, and it started to wander off on it's own).
(GhostAtTheFeast Soup Sir?, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:42, Reply)

I bet when it wandered off it headed straight for the nearest cliff in a bid to commit suicide.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Haha!

(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Tue 22 Jan 2013, 17:47, Reply)

why do people put shit stupid music on videos! can't stand that!

( skullbuggery a leg end in my own bathtime!, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Because they know how much YOU hate it, yeah, it's all because of you.
Happy now?
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Really?
Curse you.
(macdumpy, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Also
They've heard about your chronic inability to turn the sound down or off.
(Kyzia was here on, Tue 22 Jan 2013, 19:43, Reply)