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Everyone's a critic.
I dun got in the paper.
Compo winnah
Runner up
4th place
Runner up
Compo winnah
Compo winnah
Mentioned in dispatches
Mentioned in dispatches
Just missing out on the medals
Runner up

Recent front page messages:

dorries karloff

(Mon 12th Nov 2012, 20:13, More)

cash for access

(Mon 26th Mar 2012, 13:26, More)

jylie

(Thu 28th Apr 2011, 11:07, More)

they cant have it both ways

(Thu 14th Apr 2011, 11:12, More)

at ze roundabout turn

(Thu 31st Mar 2011, 9:48, More)

...

(Thu 23rd Sep 2010, 12:29, More)

prof

(Wed 18th Aug 2010, 19:41, More)

bong

I'm not sure this is any good but ive just broken my wall clock taking the movement out to photograph so I'm posting it.
(Wed 21st Jul 2010, 22:11, More)

dr quinn

apologies for size, im new to this optimisation malarky
(Thu 29th Apr 2010, 9:58, More)

vote for policies, not personalities

(Thu 22nd Apr 2010, 15:20, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Heckles

Went to see
"funny man" paul foot once. After about an hour of him seriously dying on his arse, someone at the front got up.
Paul Foot: "Where are you going?"
Bloke: "I thought I'd go for a piss before the comedian came on."
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 19:40, More)

» Old People Talk Bollocks

oh man
ive got a million of these. i work for social services. visiting one old woman, she insisted she told us about her deceased constipated husband
'i used to help him go by digging it out with a spoon... but i kept the spoon separate from the others'
(Thu 11th Mar 2004, 17:47, More)

» Heroes and villains of 2011

Hero: Christopher Hitchens
You don't have to agree with his opinions to appreciate someone being eloquently rude to twats for 40 odd years.
(Mon 2nd Jan 2012, 20:55, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

anything written on the side of a caravan
including crusader, white knight, excelsior, etc
(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 18:39, More)

» Amazing displays of ignorance

drink driving
I knew someone who flipped his car into a ditch while drunk. He wasnt badly hurt so when the police arrived, they put him in the back of the cop car and prepared the breathaliser. Now the guy had heard that if you suck on copper coins, they neutralise the alcohol in your breath and you can pass the breathaliser test. This is obviously complete bollocks but he was desperate not to lose his license. He checked his pockets for money but he had no coins on him, only notes. So he did the obvious thing and popped a 20 pound note in his mouth.

He ended up losing his license for a year.
(Mon 22nd Mar 2010, 22:40, More)
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