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This is a normal post My favourite is "Daddy isn't coming hme tonight, because you don't love him enough"
I feel bad when I say it, but the look of relief on his face when I walk through the door every evening....well, it makes it all worthwhile.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I flicked through a book in a charity shop once, called "Lies to tell children"
(or something like that.)
My favourite was "Wine makes mummy clever".
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Lies to Tell Small Kids
By Andy Riley of Bunny Suicides fame. Excellent book, my favourite is "your grandmother is a cold war sleeper agent, who is programmed to destroy all humans. her code word is badmington."
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch!
Father Christmas. Two precious months in every year of good behaviour.
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post But what if the day comes where, god forbid, you don't come home....
That would be a tad harsh
(, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)