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This is a normal post My favourite is "Daddy isn't coming hme tonight, because you don't love him enough"
I feel bad when I say it, but the look of relief on his face when I walk through the door every evening....well, it makes it all worthwhile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I flicked through a book in a charity shop once, called "Lies to tell children"
(or something like that.)
My favourite was "Wine makes mummy clever".
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lies to Tell Small Kids
By Andy Riley of Bunny Suicides fame. Excellent book, my favourite is "your grandmother is a cold war sleeper agent, who is programmed to destroy all humans. her code word is badmington."
 (DonMorte Cake is a made up drug, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch!
Father Christmas. Two precious months in every year of good behaviour.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post But what if the day comes where, god forbid, you don't come home....
That would be a tad harsh
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:28, , Reply)