my dad used to slap my
cock when I was younger.
(ShitWeasel Cuntface, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Russell Brand!
I once met you in a bar in Cambridge before you were mega-famous... remember?!
( mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)

I do!
I thought, what's that smell? It must be Mr. Dogshit!
(ShitWeasel Cuntface, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 17:46, Reply)