English Swears
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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 15:24,
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like like like like like
clicking it really quite hard like a dirty strumpet
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SpunkyBackpack, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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"A shower of gusset"
Pfffffft
That gets you TWO ruddy clicks, good sir.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 15:35, Share, Reply)
Excellent
My favourite Shakespeare insult, however, is:
"You are not worth another word, else I'd call thee knave."
Makes you sound a bit of a bell-end if you use it these days, though.
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Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 15:36,
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See
This is what happens if you don't look after your insults.
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weebl Mashed farts, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 15:38,
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Although ass hole is purely yankydoodle, surely arse 'ole is acceptable right?
The former being the hole you find in mule based life forms, the latter a biological poo funnel.
Do etymological swear dictionaries exist?
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"Exhausting the metaphor" :D
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Karpati Footnote Never knowingly interesting, Thu 28 Feb 2013, 21:04,
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i likee
even more if you turn on the auto closed captions
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unclepills, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 17:07,
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This really is arse smashingly good
...and I will now spend the rest of evening talking like I've swallowed Roger's Profanasaurus.
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HickyVicki, Sat 2 Mar 2013, 20:45,
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