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This is a link post Russian man thinks he is a platypus.
Insists he will keep modding until he is "happy." He could have avoided a lot of trouble and maybe got a girl or too had he just whipped up some homemade Ritalin.

Transformation here: www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/19/platypus-man-jenya-bolotov_n_6184864.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post A platapus he maybe
but he is no where near the animal transformation compared to Monsieur Pingouin
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tesco Value Supervillain.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
hahahahaha this is so true
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow.
Way to fuck-up your face, hope he doesn't end up regretting it when he's a bit older and his bottom lip flaps about on his chest in the wind.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I'm pretty sure this is the way to happiness.
Plus, if he were in a one man band, you could use the lip cup to collect tips.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find it a bit upsetting if having to fuck his face up is the only way he'll be happy.
Could just be an attention seeker though, if so he's a fucking knob, there are easier ways of getting attention.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post It always amazes me how some try to make their outside reflect their inner feelings of self.
I believe that everyone hates me so I'll prove it by assuring it.

Sometimes a wacky hair dye isn't slimming and maybe a few minutes with a therapist is money well spent.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sat 22 Nov 2014, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's not a human platypus.
He's a pretentious bell-end.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You spotted the shoes, didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stopped him mid wank they did.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 2:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't look much like a platypus

I'm all for people doing body mods etc and looking how they want to as it's a free country (well, maybe not Russia) but the question is, is he doing it because he doesn't give a fuck what anyone else thinks, or is he doing it because he DOES give a fuck what everyone else thinks?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seeing as though he's making videos showing it off and has a blog dedicated to pictures just of his face...
...i'm thinking it's just attention seeking.

If he was doing it to be happy (as he says) there'd be no reason to broadcast his 'look' everywhere.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sun 23 Nov 2014, 13:34, , Reply)