You know how you mocked those new-age types who claimed to be able to see your aura?
Turns out there may have been something in it after all. Mine is probably a sulphurous yellowish green.
Tl;dr: Everywhere you go, in everything you do, you are surrounded by an aura of microbes. Your body is surrounded by clouds of skin and fart bacteria.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 6:17,
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flatulence-based biometric security is the future
also what's the story with subject 3's vagina? dx.doi.org/10.7717/peerj.1258/table-3
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 9:45,
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Should be fun in a lift full of people all deciding to check their FB at the same time
Plus you wouldn't keep your phone in your back pocket anymore in case you guff dialled
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 28 Sep 2015, 11:02,
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