How about a studded zimmer frame for the ageing rocker?
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:39,
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with faux letherette tassles ?
and a colostomy bag holder fashioned from the udder of a cow
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:41,
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Less embarrassing than a 50-year old man with a feather cut and pointy sideboards.
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 10:43,
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