Pillow Present
"I once was rudely awakened
by my dog, a little pappillon, squatting on my chest and merrily pissing all over me and my bedsheets.

I am still unable to recreate the noise I made as the full horror of the situation became apparent."

I feel your pain but so much worse. Once when my dog was just a pup I let her come in and sleep on the bed since the missus was away for the weekend - nothing kinky, just a bit of campany you understand. I woke up to find her on my pillow, rolled over to say hi and felt something wet on my cheek.

She'd done a shit right there on the pillow and I got a faceful of it. There's nothing worse than having to change your bedclothes and wipe shit off your face at 4 in the morning. Didn't have the heart or energy to give her a bollocking, thankfully she never repeated the act.
(pumpkinbug, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 12:49, 1 reply)

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this is getting a click.
I know the noise you are referring to - its like when your in a tent and its pissing down.

I know this because my brother and i used to share a room when i was younger - and yes - he went sleep walking and yes he woke me up pissing all over my chest.

you are so right - it is haunting noise.

**edit - ooops misread you post - YOU made the haunting noise - ahwell, both noises are horrible.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 13:09, closed)