Awesome SickiesA colleague has been off work for two weeks now - apparently he's got something they can't diagnose, (although they know for sure it's not Legionnaires, Malaria, BSE or AIDS, he's supposedly in isolation). We are all sure he's merely sitting in the sun waiting for the World Cup to come on the telly.
What have you invented to get off work?
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chthonic, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 7:40)
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School DaysA mate of mine works in a school and is constantly amazed at the absolutely crap excuses that the students manage to come up with when they are late or miss a day completely. In the list are:
1) I'm late because my Mum told me I had to have a shower. (ewwww - this was a fifteen year old boy! - do people not shower anymore?)
2)My Mum's car broke down and I had no way of getting to school. (this from a kid who lived 1mins walk away)
and last but certainly not least:
3)My cat was sitting in the middle of the path and I couldn't get out of my front garden (attack of the killer cats perhaps?.)
Personally i'd stick to the tried and tested dodgy tummy excuse.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 13:51, Reply)
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