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At some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.

(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Not sure if this was funny or not...
I was walking through the glorious estate I live on one lovely summer eve. As I was meandering past a childrens playground one of the fine young ladies who were lurking there shouted "Get your cock out!". To which I replied "Get yours out!".

I was quite pleased at the time, not exactly the highlight of my existence though.
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 15:04, Reply)

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