Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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Once,Me and some mates were hangin' oot, like us teens do, and the usual insulting starting flying about. My mate Chaz (don't laugh)was bein a particular twat, but then an ice cream van came up, music blaring.
Him: Ice cream!
Me: The music means they've ran out, y'dickead.
Needless to say, it shut him up!
(, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 21:27, Reply)
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