Best ComebacksAt some point we've all been insulted. What's the wittiest retort you've ever uttered leaving the antagonist lost for words? Share your wisdom so that we learn, and have a come back ready for every occasion.
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rob, Thu 29 Apr 2004, 14:19)
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well, not a insult exactlymy freshman year college roommate was one of those people who consults the bible before they butter their toast. one day i am downloading music and i say in surprise "hey, someone made a techno remix of Vivaldi"
"who?" he asks
"who? Vivaldi, he's a famous classical composer"
"never heard of him"
"never heard of him? he's Vivaldi, how have you never even heard of Vivaldi?"
"look, he's old and he's dead, he's not important."
"well so is jesus, but you seem to think he's important"
(, Fri 30 Apr 2004, 7:14, Reply)
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