my accident prone dad...
well my dad, is terribly accident prone, and his accidents include being outwitted by an automatic door, to stepping on a newspaper and paper cutting in between his toes...anyway

at work one day, he decided it would be a good idea to drill towards his face, using a dremel bit. the drill slipped off the metal and went straight into his face, cue broken skin, and as im told plenty of blood.
Also about 2 weeks later whilst in a caravan in wales, he aggressively pulled open a cupboard door, to find that it had a false draw attached, resulting in him taking a blow to the nose, which again, resulted in lots of blood :)

woo first post, shame it was a crap one :(
(JonnySniper In accordance with the prophesy...., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 18:39, 5 replies)

jonnysniper...
well done!

didn't hurt, did it?

next time will probably be more satisfying...

and BTW welcome

x
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 20:58, closed)

I'm a bit anal
and I find myself compelled to complain about your wanton abuse of the common comma.
I feel their pain.
(solindiges Cheap - but not as cheap as your girlfriend., Thu 7 Aug 2008, 21:14, closed)

^ hehehe this
But the lack of capitalisation and apostrophes also warrant a mention ;)

Sorry I can't help myself.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 8 Aug 2008, 14:11, closed)

why is is
that, of all the things you've listed, the only one that makes me wince is the paper-cut between the toes?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 1:11, closed)

Those
barstard false drawers! We have them at home, and I'm ALWAYS trying to open them when I'm looking for something.

Who honestly thought it would be a good idea to put handles on things that don't open? That's like having an on/off switch on a pencil.
(MrBeansHoliday, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 13:21, closed)