Celebrities part IIFive years ago, we asked if you've ever been rude to a celebrity, or have been on the receiving end of a Z-List TV chef's wrath. By popular demand, it's back - if you have beans, spill them.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 13:33)
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My Dad Vs. Dawn FrenchMy Dad was walking past a Central London restaurant when through the window he spied none other than Dawn French sitting eating with her family.
Dad stopped dead and just gawped at Dawn chomping away oblivious to his presence. So he knocked on the window.
Dawn stopped filling her face and slowly looked up to be greeted by my pop just staring back at her. In the words of my Dad, 'she made a really 'horrible' face, poked out her tounge mimed the words 'FUCK OFF' and put up her middle finger.
My Dad seems oblivious to the fact that all poor Dawn wanted to do was eat her dinner in peace and not have some squat middle-aged hairy Irishman ruining her meal.
Now whenever he see's Dawn French in any form of media or if I simply mention her for a 'wind up' he'll exclaim, 'Fat bitch! Fucking stuck up cow! Make faces at me, she's fucking horrible.....'
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:01, 1 reply)
She did what????!Fuck me. If Dawn French "poked out her tounge" at me, I'd call her a fucking stuck up cow too. Fancy flashing your tounge in public, and out with your family too. Dirty bitch.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 21:46, closed)
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