Clients Are StupidI once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
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rob, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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I used to work at a local collegeI have removed all manner of material from floppy drives. Paper clips, rubbers, student cards and once a credit card from a confused lady who was trying to buy on-line.
My favourite isn't one of mine, but someone who used to work at Doncaster Council.
Client - I've spilt coffee in my bosses keyboard.
IT - Was sugar in it?
Client - no
IT - OK swill some cold water in it, this will remove the coffee - then hang it to dry for the day.
Client - OK I have a sink in the office.
After this, a very irrate manager rang up
"Which nobhead told my secretary to put my laptop in the sink then hang it to dry?"
(, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 12:54, Reply)
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