I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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I don't getWorld of Warcraft - you might as well tattoo VIRGIN on your forehead and save yourself £££'s on the subscription fees
dub step - it's just listening to a nice slice of dub, with someone banging a bit of two by four on the side of a van
Jeremy Kyle - hates the unemployed, anyone with a criminal record, underage single mothers, alcholics, basically anyone that sits around watching ITV on a Wednesday afternoon
vegitarinism - cow tastes good. pig tasts good. panda tastes good
sky diving - 'don't worry about landing the plane mate, I'll just get out here'
Heat magazine - if you fire bombed their head office, Jorden will fade away ino dust, like if she drank from the wrong Holy Grail
Micheal McIntyre - no real jokes, just shout something and skip across the stage like a suger-crazed child coming out to his parents
N-Dubz - somewhere in Essex there's an understaffed Burger King
Harry Potter - just fuck off
that Scottish bloke from the Basingstoke CDG Job Centre course - 'you's ever been to the north? you's don't know how gud you's got it in the south ya pansy'
I'm still signing on, sleeping on a sofa, living on a diet of Tudor Rose and noodles and giving handjobs for my crack fix you smug stuck up git
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Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 22:22,
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