mojo jojo.
I'm quite active on another forum and we often have meet ups, every bit as debauched and drunken as the ones here, it would seem.
The forum is dedicated to a band and we went to see one of the side projects of one of the band members in camden a few years back.
At the gig, we got chatting to one of the blokes from the forum who'd always made us laugh, and he'd brought his rather shy but nice-looking friend along. It was his friend's first ever gig. It should have occurred to me then to ask his age, but I was stupidly drunk by that point and my brain was not in the right gear at all.

I was 31 and I have dark hair, so let's call me the Buttercup of this tale.
My friend, a 27 year old French redhead (let's call her Blossom) with lots of charm and charima began to flirt with them, and my other friend, a 35 year old blonde Irish woman (Bubbles) suggested we let them stay the night at hers as they were sure to have missed the last train home. They accepted quite readily.

So off we went to her house in south east London, where we spent an hour or so drinking absinthe (I'm amazed I can actually remember anything), taking pills and listening to scuzzy, filthy desert rock.
The next thing I know, Blossom and Bubbles are in the bedroom with this lad taking it in turns to get on him. The other bloke had passed out and was snoring on the sofa. So I decided to try and join in with the awake people. I had a little snog with the girls while he looked on like a defeated Mojo Jojo. I tried to nosh him at one point, but was so drunk I fell asleep and had to be removed and put on the floor. (I was told this later!). Apparently he went on to get shagged senseless by Blossom and Bubbles and thoroughly enjoyed it.

We found out the following day that he was 17 and in his final year at school, studying for A-levels. He likened the evening to 'a filthy session with the Powerpuff Girls' mums'. Oh dear.
( gypsy turnips, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:15, 3 replies)

Gotta join some band forums
To quote Monty Python "You lucky, lucky bastard!".


Jammy wee fucker.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 23:01, closed)

Brilliant
This for the win.

Gotta watch out for those rock chicks.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sat 6 Dec 2008, 10:17, closed)

heehee
we are a bit naughty :D
( gypsy turnips, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 18:15, closed)