Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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'Inferno' lighter.Yet another impromptu sucker purchase at a petrol station. Twin searing hot jets of flame. Guaranteed to light in any weather, except heavy rain when the piezo igniter shorted out. Or strong wind.
Do not use for warming a block of resin.
Do not use for lighting roll-ups. The gap between the flames was perfect. Brazing torch levels of heat up each nostril. The built in compass had a needle that someone forgot to magnetise. Matters not as it fell out after a day anyway.
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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 20:22,
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