Crap meals outI'd chosen to take my in-laws to one of my favourite restaurants, only to discover it had changed hands the week before. We waited half an hour to get menus. The waitress broke the cork in the wine we ordered. She got our order wrong. The food was luke-warm, mine was overcooked, the rest was undercooked. After waiting another 40 minutes for the last course, we were told that we couldn't have any as the chef had "forgotten to de-frost the puddings".
Let's just say they didn't get a tip. Tell us of your crap meals out.
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chthonic, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 14:22)
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Jehova´s witnessesI was about 17 when i was invited to my girlfriend´s country house a couple of hours outside mexico city. Her entire family was there, including many screaming kids. Said children found amusement in the form of knocking (hard) on the door and running away. As we are about to sit down for dinner i had enough and screamed "they must be jehova´s witnesses, tell them to fuck off!". A spooky silence fills the room, cue the repressed laughters of my girlfriend´s brothers and sisters as she wispers "my parents are witnesses....". Dinner was as silent as a funeral.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2006, 4:28, Reply)
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