Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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the Magical KingdomI won a trip to Disneyland when I was 17. I fucking hate the cunting place. Not to mention I'd already been there two months earlier on a school trip.
Then again, my boyfriend and I got a hotel room all to ourselves for three days. It was the first time in my young life I received enthusiastic cunnilingus. Happiest place on earth, they say.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 14:01, Reply)
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