Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Parqourcould be misspelt so lets call this free running.I used to work with a man who could best be described as a lying tosser, if your dad brough a car his dad “owns a plane, well I say owns, he co owns it, with the sultan of bruni” I found him hillarious, I got caught by him at works buying a gram of coke he was stuck trying to work out whether to fire me (he was my supervisor) or lie… he chose what he knew best , “buying a gram? Oh I only buy by the ounce” etc etc…
So it’s a works christmas "do" and at the time free running was all over show, this new extreme sport and he was apparently one of the founders… apparently (though he didnt sound very french…)
Can you see where this is going – I give him a few massive lines of pretty poorly cut coke and he’s in overdrive ranting about his preternatural skills, downing pints and soon is convinced by all to give a demonstration….
As I saw him drop 2 stories on to concrete and fold like a deckchair I couldn’t help but feel partially reponsable…. And I did cringe when I heard his ankle snap…
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:23, 1 reply)
Ooooh.A Johnny Fiveskin Parkour enthusiast. Nasty combination.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 16:29, closed)
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