I work in a supermarket photoshop
Another Shit Day Ahead is the best way to describe the company.

anyway i digress, as i said i work on the photolab,
i enjoy it most of the time general chit chat with customers and my workmates.

until one day our printers fuck up.

we had to shut the machine down completely until a engineer could come and fix it.

one of the 'usual' twunts customers arrived, and begain to load out all his 35mm film for process,

i began to explain that because of machine failure i couldent do any processing AT ALL for at least three days minimum.

He fucking flipped....

Customer- "THIS AN ABSOULUTE OUTRAGE! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FILM DEVELOPED NOW?!?!"

TD- "well sir if it is an urgent order mabye i can suggest maybe the jessops in the shopping center or maybe boots in the highstreet?"

C- "NO! JESSOPS IS TOO SMALL FOR MY LARGE ORDER(3 films of 12 exposures)" AND THE CHINESE MAN BEHIND THE COUNTER IN BOOTS IS STEALING MY PHOTOS"

TD- "...."

with that he walked of and went off into the store...
only to be escorted by security five minutes later for pissing himself and shouting at the top of his voice
"im am william shakespeare, my eyes are cctv cameras and the law is after me"


i love my job sometimes.... that day wasent one of them
(tweedleDUMB Giving Up Smoking, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:59, Reply)