Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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I keep having near death experiences...There was the time I was running along the road and I ran into a cliff, cleverly painted as a tunnel...
Then, one time I ran off a cliff without realising and made a huge crater when I hit the floor...
I've also almost killed myself with explosives, various ACME devices...
I've also had several anvils and rocks fall on me from a great height.
How I've survived, I don't know. The worst thing is, I'm still hungry.
Signed,
Wile E. Coyote.
(, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 11:12, Reply)
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