DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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I had to go to the dentist a few weeks ago, to have my back teeth taken out so I could have my wisdom teeth row through.
So I'm waiting in the small pathetic funtcucking excuse of a waiting room, and all I can here is screaming from the next door, with my dentist saying "It's only a small pair of pliers"
At this point I promptly get up, walk into the room, and stab my dentist in the eye with his fuckoff drill he was wielding in his other hand.
With blood spurting from his eye, I expected them both to shut the hell up, but alas, this was not the case.
I am now wanted by East Berkshire police, and will most likely get bummed by a big black guy called "Big Jeff" if I get caught.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:17, Reply)
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