DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Sexual referencesHave been a dental assistant for a while and have worked with many dentists, but there was one that I worked with who was particularily lovely.
He was Taiwanese, great person, but his english was always a little, how could you say...blunt.
Once we had a bible college professor book in for a root canal, so we asked if he wanted us to put a movie on for him since it would be a two hour procedure.
Our choices for titles werent that expansive, and he told us to choose a comedy for him, so Along Came Polly was put on.
Dentist then goes on to say to him "Not to worry, it only has sexual references listed on its rating"
Cue uncomfortable awkward silence......thanks Dr Chen
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 7:32, Reply)
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