I was drunk when I bought thisLast weekend I realised that I was in a shoe shop sober for the first time... which is why I have such a wierd collection of shoes I don't wear. Thank god I don't have an Ebay account.
What rubbish have you bought whilst drunk?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:42)
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A 12" PizzaHowever, the walk back into town the following night revealed why I woke up with a 'Ryvita' of shit in my pants.
I had gone straight out from work on a godforbidden "drink all you can for £20" night without eating.
On my way home, i decided that i needed to do a poo...behind a metro...in an NCP car park...next to the ticket machine...with an audience.
After being shooed off, i decided to order a 12" pizza, pay for it and walk out of the shop without it...
I wasn't drunk when i was showering down my back the following morning
(, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 20:53, Reply)
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