Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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My scarsMy chest is covered in little pockmarks. I usually tell people it was the itchiest part of my childhood bout with chicken pox, but that's not true. These are much more recent. See, when I'm in the shower, I close my shampoo bottle by pushing it against my chest. Frequently, it catches a bit of skin. The resulting small wound heals in to a pock mark.
I've also done numerous stupid things like sprain my ankle falling off a sidewalk, get a concussion from blacking out (sober!) in the shower, and slice my arm up on an exposed screw at a playground, in such a way it looked like a botched suicide attempt.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2004, 20:08, Reply)
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