Fancy DressTwo words that fill me with dread. Fancy Dress. Some people really get off on this - last party I went to that involved dressing up, one bloke came in a sort of fetish-nazi outfit, all tight black pvc, whips and jackboots.* Which would have been OK but it was a Eurovision party, and he'd come as Austria.
What's the worst costume you've encountered? Or worn? Or been made to wear...
*and no, it wasn't one of them royals
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:15)
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A chairOne Hallowe'en found me moving out of an apartment. After doing our best to cart all the unwanted stuff to the local shelter, we had only an armchair left. But we were running out of time, friends were wanting to head out to the club - and I hadn't given a thought to a costume.
So I tore the stuffing out of the chair back, cut a neck-hole in the top of the back, broke the arms loose... and wore it.
It was heavy as f*ck. But there were bonuses - I got free entry to the club, free drinks from the barstaff and random strangers, centre of attention all night, and a nice young lady decided to sit on my lap.
And for once I didn't feel self-conscious about being a crap dancer. Not many boogying chairs around to be compared to.
(, Fri 13 Jan 2006, 14:04, Reply)
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