(Pissheads + Orange) x Microwave =
It was the year after leaving school, as usual you get the kids that go to uni & the kids that don't. I was one of the kids that didn't but took full use of the opportunity of visiting my friends in uni with the hopes of passing myself off as a student & getting me some hot student ass!

On one such trip I & 2 other non-student friends went to Nottingham to visit our friend who was living in halls at Nottingham Trent.

Got there in good enough time friday afternoon & preceeded to show the student body of Nottingham what real drinking was, by the time it came to making our way back to his halls we were fucked & could hardly string sentances together let alone walk. But this didn't stop us from roaming the corridors of the halls & chatting up any girl we saw. With all this wanderin we got hungry so entered one of the halls many kitchens looking for food. No food could be found bar a bowl of fruit!

I thought it'd be a good idea to "cook" some of the fruit in the microwave & so took an orange & placed it inside, unsure of how long it should cook for we set it to maximum power for 45 minutes & left the kitchen in the hopes of returning later for our meal. Being drunk of course we completley forgot about it until one of our party noted a strange burning smell, we looked at each other & immediatly returned to the kitchen which, to our dismay, was full of black smoke. We emptied the microwave of the evidence, opened the tiny kitchen window & then legged it as fast as we could until we got outside, which is when my friend uttered the immortal words "Don't worry, if it was that bad the alarm would've gone off by now!"

I can tell you one thing for sure about that night, never ask a group of girls for 20p for the pool table when they've been woken up at 4am by the fire alarm & are standing out in the rain in their pyjamas!
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Im make no apologies for length or girth!
(Podge, Thu 3 Nov 2005, 13:54, Reply)